Cheryl Anne in Wonderland

Hi Hi Bubbly Shiny Stuff!!!

Happy Belated Merdeka!!!

LOOOK over there...its a Jalur Gemilang!

Thank you JJ, and Yau. For teaching me how to use this crappy thingy because I'm utterly useless. HAHA. Look Cheryl. You have something new :3

Yau's new nickname shall be SMARTAY. Because I like it, and well she helped me with this dumb thingy.

Kay, nothing else.

Gonna end it like Cheryl. So it looks like her post. Though my title probably threw everything off...

xoxo
CHERYL ANNE

Gahahahahaha.

CHERYL ANNE!! I love myself. I love Christine too. Sparkles! Cheryl is very sad. Cheryl made a very obvious mistake in Sejarah storytelling today :(

Boo Hoo

But Cheryl is HAPPY AGAIN because...
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I AM CHERYL ANNE!!

xoxo
CHERYL ANNE
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Okay fine. This is Bee. Did I sound like Cheryl? I bet not. HI CHERYL!! I'm just messing around. Feel free to delete this nonsensical post if you want XD
BYE!!


But before that, WAINBOW!! :3 COPYRIGHTED BY BEE. DUN STEAL OR GO DIE, GAYS.
Learn to be original. (Pfft, as if I have the right to say that XD)

Hi there my smiley-faced people...

Maybe I am just perasan but I think quite a few people have asked me

" Hey, how do you get so high for sejarah!!?? Its so hard and annoying. I hate it!! Sejarah sucks "

First of all, I would like to say that SEJARAH DOESN'T SUCK!!! Ok maybe Malaysian history is kinda useless and the text book writers also lie alot for example

The Suez Canal was built so that the British could take over Egypt...Our dumb book said they built it to come to South East Asia and take Malaysia ( perasan shit writers )

Anyway, back to the point... TIPS

Hi sparkles....

Oh oh today for the first time ever
Jeet called me up and I got the question CORRECT!!!!
for the first time ever!! big deal, right??

That is proof that not talking makes you smarter!!! It makes you more genius-ish

In case you didn't see what I did today...ok I'll start from the top...just for you

Hello my bubbly lively joyful friends!!!!!

Remember I promised to blog about the ex-COOKEHS and some others..
yah I am going to...but first..

I am going to jibber-jabber...
Thats just what i do...

Today I found out that Rou En is a SEPTEMBER baby!!!!!
just like Cheryl Anne!!!!

My birthday is 5th September hers is on the 2nd...

We rock don't we...thats cuz were born in September
She is also a Virgo!!!


Did I tell you I might be grounded for months???

Went to 1u the other day and watched a movie....my mother thinks I lied about watching the movie so I wouldn't have to call her every hour...

According to her, Chee Earn's mothers friend saw Chee Earn walking around in 1u..
and at that time I was supposed to be at the cinema...

That lady needs glasses...
I mean SERIOUSLY...do you think I am conniving and smart enough to think of that!!

so she wants to ground me.....
she won't let me celebrate my birthday!!!! *cry*

About my birthday, ( talking to my friends...enemies don't need to read this) would you sparkles prefer....

- Pool party with no guys
- Dinner at somewhere
- Picnic at some beautiful magical looking park
- Go to 1u and do random stuff ( like last year )..........I'll buy you guys lunch or tea or brekfast or
dinner or supper

anyway......

Hey there all you Magical ones...

Nothing to blog about....

I am left with no choice but to blog about wbat I eat..

xoxo

CHERL ANNE

Hey Magical friends....

You people obviously don't read my posts or just don't follow instructions or just don't like answering my questions......

Anyway, Cheryl Anne is feeling slighty sad....( caused by various reasons )

Reason 1 : My mother is going to Australia for the whole year end holiday..
which means I will be spending Christmas without her...

Reason 2 : School Holidays are ending which means I have to look at JEET's face and
NOREHAN...aaahhh my eyes

Reason 3 : For some reason I am feeling very worthless and lonely..
As if my friends aren't there for me....
I keep on thinking of who would visit me if I was sick in a hospital and who wouldn't

Who would actually come because the cared....
and who would come for fun or because they are trying to suck up...

and many more but I don't want to torture you.....

Oh and for some reason I tend to make myself sadder by listening to depressing music...

Its the MAD COW!!!

xoxo
CHERYL ANNE

Hey there Magical People...

Did all you sparkles like me blogging in diary style or random crap style ( Vivaldi )??
( pls answer me )


Anyway I have dedicated this to my good friend Abigail aka Bee



I Love Winnie the Pooh and all his friends in the Hundred-Acre Wood too...
except Christopher Robin..



I think he looks gay...
I remember my mother laughing at me when I thaught he was a girl...\





Cheryl: What is Christopher Robin doing?? Why is she doing that?? she is so silly.


Mother: Hahaha Silly Cheryl...Christopher Robin is a boy..Why would a girl be called
Christopher??

Notice there are no pictures of Christopher Robin...

xoxo

CHERYL ANNE

VS

Dessert's Bar

Hey Magical sparkles...

Today was Christine's birthday celebration so we went to 1 Utama to celebrate...

While we were having lunch, Mallek looked at my ipod and commented that it was filled with classical and orchestral music...
He commented in a look-at-this-stupid-mad-cow-what-is-wrong-with-her tone...


I didn't really bother but instead I got inspired to blog about The Four Seasons( feel free to go to another page because it will probably be so boring that you want to pull out your eyeballs)

Christine and Mad Cows





Today I got to ponteng school...because I wasn't healthy




GAAAH!!!

I didn't get to sing Tanggal 31...
and now I have to eat all the cupcakes I made for the Dimwit ( Christine)




Anyway, while you were celebrating Independence Day and singing all the lovely songs....

- I drank universal solvent aka h20 aka water...
- I practiced for my music exam
- I studied Italian terms ( Allegro means fast and lively)
- I walked around in panties
- I watched Gossip Girl
- I blogged




Oh oh and I have identified my favourite character in Gossip Girl....




I know everyone likes Nate (Chace Crawford)..
I like him too..I think he is hot..

Hey magical people..



I am sure you heard about China's attempt to fool all of us by using a video to fake the fireworks and letting the pretty girl lip-synch.



I mean seriously... Ugly people shouldn't be discriminated.

Everyone should be treted equally weather they are ugly or pretty or black or white or smart or dumb or sound nice or have an annoying voice....



I find that all of us tend to judge people based on whats on the outside

Ok.. maybe only I do it
I just go around disliking people for stupid reasons.

....like if I am in a bad mood I would get even angrier if I see an ugly person or if I hear someone with an annoying voice ( Pn. Norehan) start talking...
Then I would say.."Gaaahh I hate that b*tch even if she didn't do anything...

I am also more likely to be nice to a beautiful person compared to an ugly one...

If Keng Han was hot I'd probably be a little nicer to him..

So Magical People,

Hey there magical people..

Eeerr I don't know why I started with the sound of a cow..

Has anyone ever heard a pig say 'OINK"

If you ask CHERYL ANNE.. she would say that

PIGS SNORT.

They do not oink.

Besides, oinking is just a dumb thing to do.

I am soooooo BORED.

Oh, I have decided to sit in front during history from now on because
- I want to make peace with that annoying-I-think-I-am-smarter-than-the-text-book-writer..
The One and Only.. PUAN NOREHAN
- Mallek says that I will go to the second class if I get a B for behaviour
- I want to be good

BORED

Someone please tag me or something.

By the way ..

SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE!!!

xoxo

CHERYL ANNE

Hey magical friends....
Plese do not be offended by the title...

Anyway... POOPY people are actually there is only 1 POOPY person so ...blablabla

The POOPY one is YEAP KENG HAN...

But before I talk about that I will tell you about the test.

On Wednesday we had Mathematics and History.

Mallek, Jeremy, Christine and I were supposed to team up and copy using the calculator and totally neglect the test...
But Mallek and Jeremy decided to study....

I wanted to study but Christine the dumbbell took my book away...

Anyway... I would like to put an end to discrimination....

Yesterday during Math Pn. Gay-rinderjeet made Christine, Mallek and I sit in front..

And today Hazura did the same thing...

I know I talk alot but .............................I have nothing to say.

Back to Keng Han...

In front of the whole class and Hazura, He says

KH : Saya tak mahu duduk dengan dia...Saya benci...BENCI

Hazura: Ehh

CHERYL ANNE THE MAGNIFICENT : What...I didn't even do anythaing.. and thats not the
way to treat your classmate

Hazura : Ok-lah Keng Han kamu pergi duduk di situ...

I mean seriously thats not the way to treat me... I didn't even do anything to that Gay piece of poop..who thinks I want to copy him in this poop test...


Bored...

xoxo
CHERYL ANNE

Hey magical people....
I don't know why the last post was all squished up...I tried to leave lines but it became squished..

Anyway I am doing another tag...

Name 5 people to do this survey
- Yau
- JJ
- Charlie
- Poop
- Gay fag

Answer these questions honestly
[ACT 1 ]

1. Are you allowed to have a bf/gf ?
I don't know...I never asked. but I had one an I am still alive now...


2. Describe yourself in one word.
CHERYL-ISH

3. Who would you pick , someone who really loves you, or the one you love?
the one that loves CHERYL ANNE...
(people like that are very very rare they most likely suffer from Mad Cow)

4 . Have you ever loved someone BEFORE but never had the courage to tell him/her?
Yup...I love Charlie but I can't tell him because I don't know where he is.

5. Does it feel good to love?
I guess so...I have mad cow

6. God is giving u just 5 more minutes to live, IF you love someone special what will you say to
that person?
I like being spontaneous...so I don't want to plan it..
But it will probably be Jibber jabber...

btw I am not spontaneous at all... I was just jabbering

7. What will you say to someone who doesn't want to believe you?
Go ahead you fugu-ish dumbell don't belive Cheryl Anne... you know what, I will be
laughing at you when you find out that CHERYL ANNE was actually right...
* nodding and putting on my snobbish face*

8. Was ever a time that you tried to learn to love someone?
Yup...I convinced myself at first but it failed in the end...

9.What's your opinion about someone who's jealous?
They have Mad Cow and are cracker-ishly fugu-ish

10.What can you say about playboys/playgirls?
Playing others is BAD..I hope you get played one day so I can laugh at you... hahaha


[ACT 2]

1. Best place to cry ?
I don't cry... Crying is for weak people
unless it is for a real reason like if someone died ( no offence to those who cry alot)

2. Who do you love the most?
CHERYL ANNE...

3. Tell us your dream last night?
I went to my primary school to help my mothers' friend's son who was taking part in a
public speaking contest. I was supposed to be his makeup artist as he hd some scars on his
face...i was supposed to find him at room 001..I know this is very stupid because rooms in
schools don't have numbers. anyway, instead of checking the first froom on the first floor, I
went straight upstairs. There was a guy there in a blue t-shirt holding a padlock....
He said he wanted to crush my wrist by padlocking it. I just walked away....
Someone told me that 001 was the first class on the first floor so I went downstairs but
Mr padlock was there.. he was wearing a red t-shirt this time and looked like Timothy Teh
My father came to the rescue.. Mr Padlock took out a blade and played with it. My father
snatched it and threw it down onto the field.. Since they were arguing I decided to escape.
I crept down the stars end ran across the field.......but Mr Padlock just jumped off the building,
picked up his knife and chased me....
I ran as fast as my legs could carry me I screamed for help. Then suddenly...............................
..........................................I Woke Up.....


4. Ever hated someone so bad?
Ya ... I am pretty hateful...I am bitchy too..and I am not proud of that

5. The biggest & most hurtful lie you heard?
That Cheryl Anne is stupid....

[LAST PERSON]

~ Had a beer with ?
My Godfather..

~ Went to the movies with ?
Charlie.. I wish

~ Talked on the cell phone with ?
Yau

~ You hugged?
CHERYL ANNE....I hug myself when it is cold

~ You yelled at ?
2 mataharians.... asking them to hand up the gay green science book

[IN THE LAST WEEK HAVE YOU ]

~ Kissed someone ?
Nope...

~ Sing/Sang/Sung ?
The battle and Candy Mountain

~ Danced crazy?
I don't do crazy things......Do i ??

1. Think of the last time you were angry, why were you angry ?
Just now... My mum forced me to eat ice cream..
I mean seriously... Ice cream isn't even good for me... ( it causes diabetes)

2. You will die in 3 mins. Last call?
my phone...so I can hear my voice
The sound of Cheryl soothes me.

3. If you could do anything OR wish anything, wad would it be?
I could turn back or go forward in time whenever I want to...

4. Would you or have you ever blackmailed someone?
Of course.... Just ask Christine and Mallek...
I do it all the time... ( they're just so bullyable)

5. Are you old fashioned?
I think so....

6. What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you do not love them
back?
I love them...
I feel weak telling people that I love them....................
Don't blame me..... blame MAD COW

7. What things would be the hardest thing for you to give up on?
Talking .....
TALKING MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND....without it, it would go SQUARE...


xoxo
CHERYL ANNE
(notice that it is in bold this time??? syok sendiri)