They made me this card.. Thats why
The real answer is........
They threw me a farewell party..Not just any farewell party, a surprise farewell party. And although this post cannot show how thankful I am, I am going to post it anyway..One beautiful, sunny morning, my mummy said " Cheryl, lets go out for breakfast" .. Oooooh breakfast yummy. Then she said " I need you to pass a sunday school book to Aunty Dorothy"So instead of going to the restaurant, we took a little detour and went to Chrystynes house.
Me : * rings doorbell* what is taking that idiot girl so long.. Can't she tell that I am hungry
Christine : Cheryl!! can you like walk in
Me : (in my head) What the hell?? please don't tell me she is making me walk in just because she is too lazy to wear her shoes.. * walks to the porch*
Christine : You know what, just come in for a while.
Me : Fine * walks in*
Christine : LULULULULUP
Me : (in my head) What is this girl doing? I am hungry and she makes me walk in to give her a book and she is mire interesested in making her stupid sounds rather than talking to me??? Oh ya I forgot.. she is Christine she is a retard
Suddenly, people just pop out from I-don't-know-where and yell "SURPRISE"
Me : * clenches fists in shock and stands there hyperventilating for 30 seconds*
Cheryl's Surprised face - PRICELESS
After I regained conciousness I went around handing out free hugs just because I didn't know what to do..Then Christine handed me a poofiest, pinkest pair of pants and we all headed to the park like one big happy family
Once again, Bee has to spoil it.. Whats your problem, Bee?? Don't wanna be a part of all the love??
Thats not all, folks.. They made a pinata.... Not just any pinata,
A CHARLIE PINATA....Looking at it, I wonder why Charlie is doing the thing he hated most, Lululululup-ing
Thanks Guys for all your had work caring for Charlie and wiping him dry with a clothOnly to have the worlds biggest Charlie fan, Jarrod Joshua destroy him
Jarrod : I hate Charlie *whack whack whack*
Heeee. Only I can look cool and spin someone at the same time
Well Cheryl Anne spinning someone certainly looks a lot cooler than Gloria Su trying to hit Charlie.. She looks so stupid, she makes me wanna cry.
Well at least she manages not to injure anyones fingers while doing the deed.. I'm not gonna mention any names.. YAU HUI MIN YAU HUI MIN YAU HUI MIN
Cheryl Anne in action!! Check out my poofy buttocks!!Hey Christine.. I just came up with Genius Idea number 72000!!! We could create poofy tube tops and sell them to people who want their boobs to look unnaturally big like my bum... I reckon we could makes loads of money!!
OHEMGEEE BEE (hey that rhymes) While people are busy spinning and whacking you have time to stick your sticky fingers up Charlie's anus and steal candy.. I don't know if you are a zoophile or just a very greedy kid..You know what makes my friends even awesomer or even more awesome, they are eco-friendly
Charlie's carcass is reused as Jarrod Joshua's Headpiece.. JJ, you look all set for a Horse Race..Next up, Bee organised some game where you try to build a castle out of slippers or something like that..
First, we divided into two teams..
Christine: Ok we are team TUCK IN SHIRTWhy don't we all look sexy with our shirts tucked in!! Brilliant Idea, Christine
Words cannot describe Yau. She looks like a wannabe marcher/ complete idiot..After looking at the pic for a while, I realised something is wrong with the picture..apart from Yau and my unsightly tan lines..
Everyone untucked their shirts!! and left me alone looking like a dumb dumb.
Let the games begin..*fires canon*
Kudos to the person in the Blitzerz top who is dragging the really stupid looking thing in jeans.. I wonder who that is?? The one in jeans that is
Then we headed back to Christines place for some prettifying.. Wait!!! we also did some eating before th
at..
Leftovers. Thank you Bee's mum and everyone else for all that delicious food..
Jarrod getting prettified by Yau.. poor little thing
Sexies R us!!!
They think the fact that they are touching makes them sexierNext, battle of the LALAs
The Indian Lala
vs
The Chinese Lala
Geeee I feel racist..Indian Lala wins hands down!!!!!
I reckon he freaking looks like Clara Teo with a moustache!!For those who aren't from bu4, go to my facebook and search my friends find Clara then compare her and JJ.. you'll see what I mean.. she is waaaay prettier of course.. Sorry JJ
Well someone is satisfied..
I think all that eye candy calls for some normal looking people..
The Magnificent 7 * sings magnificent 7 theme song*..
"I don't have a picture with Jarrod * grabs JJ and camwhores with him*" says Yau.. Oh the terror. I think JJ needs therapyOne last group pic.. ..
I love you all!!!! can't say the same about my thighs though.
Now I'm sure JJ needs therapy..By the way, I really like the card and I really LOVE you too..
xoxo
Cheryl Anne
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cheryl cheryl! cheryl cheryl anne
christine christine! christine christine kuan!
yau yau! yau yau! yau yau yau hui min!
abi abi abi abi gail!
jeremy, jeremy, jeremy jermy tang! five crazy retards on christine's hand. :DDDDDDDDDD
omg this post is damn funny my brother thought i was crazy cause i was laughing like shit. but of course he already knew that fact.
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